I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. [Rodney Dangerfield]
I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist. [Taylor Caldwell]
My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was. [Lasse Hallstrom]
Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or an accountant, it’s too late to become a musician afterwards. [Peter Tork]
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. [Mark Twain]
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It’s the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. [Graham Greene]
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. [Martin H. Fischer]
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. [George Bernard Shaw]
Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond. [Miguel de Cervantes]
For there was never yet philosopher. That could endure the toothache patiently. [William Shakespeare]
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. [Helen Rowland]
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